Radiant as the Sun

Horror Wednesday.

I have a little problem. Remember how Constance was so mean to Moira about her body not being found and being stuck in the house forever? Now… I don’t get that. Obviously Tate’s body wasn’t left in the house after he was shot. The various murder victims were found by the police and just recently Travis was thrown elsewhere and he’s still in the house. So why does Moira think that if her body is found that she will be able to join her mother? Did I miss something? And why was Tate in the house when he was shot if they were living in the next house when he was in HS? 

Now… on to my usual ramblings while I watch AHS! :]

  • I love that lil’ prayer Tate, lol. 
  • This dysfunctional family makes me appreciate my less crazy one a bit more. 
  • Twitchy McTwitchy was also on drugs. That’s what that craze look in his eye was. 
  • AND HE BURNED THE FUCKER. LOVE IT. 
  • Ben, you suck. I was so happy until I saw your stupid face.
  • Poor Travis.
  • LOL @ Constance being all racist. She’s so evil and funny
  • 16 days of missed school Violet… 
  • He’s such a controlling gorgeous freak. He had me at attacking randomly and those lips. 
  • I know you ain’t trying to arrest Constance! 
  • Follow the flies and find a body :]
  • How easy she lies, I must learn from our dear Constance. 
  • OMG, she used the meat grinder on Hugo? OMG CONSTANCE IS A SCARY BEAST.
  • Tate, that’s great and all but I WANTED TO SEE WHO THE DEAD BODY IS!
  • Why must your face be so pretty? It makes me want to both punch it and kiss it at the same time. 
  • Rubberman time. Let’s see Ben get his ass kicked :B WOOT!
  • That’s so sad… those poor girls had nothing to do with this crazy shit. And your burnt ass is still on Constance’s dick.
  • AMEN! Constance didn’t do shit, you did you burnt dick. 
  • Ben why is your towel still on? THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE!
  • Ok, seriously. That towel must be super glued to his nuts or something. 
  • Now you know who the second baby daddy is. 
  • Tate, you’re so psycho. I think Violet is really seeing how insane you really are. Meaning she’s gunna run from you. 
  • Ah shit.
  • I KNEW IT PEOPLE I KNEW IT! She should have known by now. It’s sad he wanted her to find out a different way.
  • i’m pretty much a sick fuck because it makes me happy that she’s dead. VIOLATE FOEVA. LOL. 
  • Ok, why is Evan like super hot in this episode? It’s distracting me. Good thing they’re showing it again in ten minutes.
  • :( that’s such a sad way of finding out. 
  • THIS IS TOO EMOTIONAL FOR ME. 
  • That’s some scary ass love for him to go down for Constance.
  • “Hi, I’m Tate. I’m dead. Wanna hook up?” lol
  • Together for always until she finds out you fathered one of her siblings, maybe? Do the dead break up? They sure have sex. If you’re stuck in the same house for eternity what in the world do you do when you break up? You stay in different areas of the house? 
  • This has been an emotionally raping episode. 
  • Constance. You. Are. The. Most. Perfect. Evil. Bitch. There. Fucking. Is. DID YOU NOT SEE HER HEAD SNAP WHEN SHE GOT UP? OMG. 
  • OMG DEMON CHILD TIME NEXT WEEK!
  • I fucking love this show.
  1. lazyscholar said: I love these! I read them directly after I watch the show. Always accurate. Always hilarious. :)
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